Been too long

Okay already! Bitch is bloggin!

I love how much I've been missed but I have been soooo busy lately and believe it or not I haven't been pissed off about that much which lets face it is when you get your best material. I have started getting really serious about my book and have decided to keep that more private for the time until I'm ready to let you all buy it! lol It is going in a whole different direction from originally planned. Maybe I'll have that done in 2020! hahaha

Douche Bag update:

I've been feeling a little different lately. Trying to stay in a positive state of mind cause then I don't feel like I'm going to fall apart and break ex Douche Bags legs. Who the hell am I kidding? I still want to! I have come to the realization that I have so much blackmail on that son of a bitch he will bow down to me and so with his bitch cause he'll tell her to. Nothing in the world makes me happier than just that. He still pulls his random shit but I quickly remind him and he backs off.

Why is it men that you dump always seem to date ugly bitches?! No I am not jealous because he makes my skin crawl; she is just "bar trash"! You know the girl who thinks when she walks into a bar/club that every man wants her. Tans too much, dresses like a whore and when she smiles her lip curls like Elvis Presley's. I admit I'm a little ghetto, but she is GGHHEETTTOOO!!! She doesn't do it well at all!! Sad thing is she's about 5 years younger than me yet looks 10 years older than me. YIKES! Great job Douche Bag on your choice of women! She's super!!!

All for now and I promise I won't wait too long again!

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Lady Buck$