Douche bag seems to be the new term we like to throw around a lot. Where in the hell did this come from? Who ever coined the term deserves a medal! I mean seriously Douche is something women do to get rid of the ick from thier vagina's right? Fuck right it is! So it's a great word for the men that have fucked us women over and turned into assholes. They are the bags that hold the Douche I just used! DISGUSTING! But they can have thier ick back! hahahaha
So who is my #1 Douche Bag. Well I mean there are so many options I can think of, but I say the award goes to my ex husband, to whom we'll refer to as Cezee. He liked to call himself Big Cezee, but I in fact know differently!
Ladies, stand clear of this stupid ass mutha fucka!
Now you might say what an evil bitch I am. Really??? Yes I am and proud at some moments to be refered to as such. I have decided Karma is a bitch and it will come back to screw him hard like a desperate man in prison. Oh the stories I can tell and will tell...but you'll have to wait til the next blog!
Lady Buck$
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I married and divorced a twat. A raging twat. No, a fat fucking liar twat. Otherwise known as a cunt. Wouldn't it be grand if the Douche Bag and the twat got together and off'd themselves. Fuck yeeuh.
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