Been too long

Okay already! Bitch is bloggin!

I love how much I've been missed but I have been soooo busy lately and believe it or not I haven't been pissed off about that much which lets face it is when you get your best material. I have started getting really serious about my book and have decided to keep that more private for the time until I'm ready to let you all buy it! lol It is going in a whole different direction from originally planned. Maybe I'll have that done in 2020! hahaha

Douche Bag update:

I've been feeling a little different lately. Trying to stay in a positive state of mind cause then I don't feel like I'm going to fall apart and break ex Douche Bags legs. Who the hell am I kidding? I still want to! I have come to the realization that I have so much blackmail on that son of a bitch he will bow down to me and so with his bitch cause he'll tell her to. Nothing in the world makes me happier than just that. He still pulls his random shit but I quickly remind him and he backs off.

Why is it men that you dump always seem to date ugly bitches?! No I am not jealous because he makes my skin crawl; she is just "bar trash"! You know the girl who thinks when she walks into a bar/club that every man wants her. Tans too much, dresses like a whore and when she smiles her lip curls like Elvis Presley's. I admit I'm a little ghetto, but she is GGHHEETTTOOO!!! She doesn't do it well at all!! Sad thing is she's about 5 years younger than me yet looks 10 years older than me. YIKES! Great job Douche Bag on your choice of women! She's super!!!

All for now and I promise I won't wait too long again!

Live Laugh Love and have lots of sex
Lady Buck$

A Promise Ring? Really?

Who the hell gives a promise ring? A 16 year old maybe, but in your 30's? What does it mean exactly? That you’re promising that one day you will commit to that person? When is it you decide you go purchase this "promise" ring? Were you threatened that if you didn't commit you would lose that person? Is the sex that fuckin good that you felt the need to go out and buy a cheap ass ring and tell them you promise? PROMISE WHAT?????

I realize I'm asking a lot of questions, but I just don't get it. I am getting ready to celebrate the 2nd anniversary of my 30th birthday and if some idiot gave me a ring and proposed a promise, I would put that ring around his dick and tell him that he just promised it he wasn't getting any more of my goods!

And who is the dumbass that shows this ring off and tells everyone it’s a promise? You both deserve a stupid sign!


Lady Buck$

When You Sit and Ponder Your Life...

There is a reason you're pondering. Because you're not happy with the way things are or are headed. Because you truly want change, but just aren't sure how to go about it. Because you need something, but you're not sure how to get it. You my friend are human!

Try to find the positive in the negative. Think long and hard before you act or you might regret the result you get. Time is worth the wait. If you don't think it is, move forward to a new path. If you are unhappy, it's because you are unhappy with yourself. Change you if you want something different tomorrow. Denial that it's your problem is stupidity. We all have bad days, but the sun will shine when it and you are ready!

Lady Buck$

Hallmark Holiday

Still trying to figure out the meaning of Valentines Day.....it's fuckin stupid! I have voiced my opinion many many many times on my feelings of dislike for this stupid holiday. First of all, are the kids out of school on this Holiday? Unless it's on the weekend, NO! Which tells me it's not a real HOLIDAY!!! My friend Craig put it best....it's a get out of jail free day! Your in a relationship, don't care what the fuck your status is, if you go out of your way to make this particular day special then you suck ass!


I am sooooooo sick of hearing bitches say "My man better send me flowers or I'm going to be pissed"! She's saying that because she is never shown an ounce of extra affection on any day other than Valentines Day, Birthday, Anniversary or Christmas. And if you forget that day, your SCREWED!!!!

Someone who is given an extra bit of something on a day just because it's a day and he/she is thinking of you than you are the luckiest person ever. It doesn't even have to be expensive, just a note when you wake up, a card when you get home, or flowers cause it's Wednesday and they are thinking about you. Just something they are doing just because they want to remind you that you are amazing. That is true, deep and will get the best response.

Women, we have to equally do they same for our men. If you want the extra, then you give the extra (don't send flowers cause that's weird). The little things even men appreciate. If the effort you make is not given back then maybe that’s not the man for you. However, a man of maturity and strength will recognize your efforts and will give 10 times back. It is never a competition, just the way you decide to express yourself to them.

So my ladies, don't expect those flowers and chocolates on Valentines Day! Appreciate them if you receive. Men, if you are only showing your woman on that day you care, then you need to grow the fuck up and find you someone who makes you want to do cartwheels cause this one just isn't it for you. Or your just stupid! :) Don't be an ass everyday and think that shit will make up for it! And ladies if you are buying that 4 times a year shit when they are really douche bags then quite frankly you deserve each other. Just don't invite me to the wedding cause I'm not going to hold your hand in the divorce.

Love each other; spoil each other with kindness throughout the year. Does that mean you should never fight? No! Does that mean you should never have different opinions? NO! You know what it means!

Fuck Valentines Day! And fuck the population of people who support it! MUAH

The ever truthful,

Lady Buck$

I receive a picture message to my phone....OH MY!

OMG!!!! Men that send pictures of their wenises to us women. Hell maybe they are doing it to men to, but this is a blog from my perspective so we won't go there. (wink) There are 2 sides to every story so I'm going to give you the 2 sides of the women. Yes we have 2 sides....and if you've known us long enough you get it! lol


Side 1: The I'm really unsure of myself so I need to met lots of men and maybe sleep with a few of them because I can side. Men like to refer to these women as whores, but they are just pissed they are getting more than them!

So if you send a pic of your wenis to this woman, she enjoys it. Here's why: It takes the process of going out, having drinks, wasting time out of the equation. She doesn't give a shit about your hopes and dreams and all that bullshit. She just wants to know if she'll care about all that later when she's got you in the bed. If you ain't got the goods, that bitch ain't calling you back. If you do, then hey you might get a couple weeks out of her til you do something minimally stupid that she'll make a big deal and end it. Why? Cause she's already met the next one she's found something about that you just don't have. Bitch, I know right?

Holy shit now that bitch as an application process to her lady thangs! (I'd like to thank Erica for that term "lady thangs"!) Process of elimination people. Send her a pic and that bitch don't call you back, you might need years of therapy and a penis extension. Sorry but true boys!!! However if you send her a pic and she is making plans to meet! Score! You just got laid! P.S. don't use the zoom lense, that really pisses them off when they find out the truth!

Side 2: The I just want to find a man that likes me for who I am and blah blah blah!

DO NOT send that woman a pic of your so called man hood. She will never speak to you again and if you think you can send her a pic you must have misinterpreted her for side 1. What the fuck were you thinking? You think sending her a picture of your dick is going to get you a second date? Umm no, cause now all she's thinking about is the dumb stupid ass son of a bitch just wants to get in my pants! I don't give a shit if that is what you want. You can't go about it that way with this one! (I won't go into the politics of how to correctly play her, even though I do know how, I just won't do it.) The only time she wants this picture is if your in a relationship, you've run out of ideas to keep it hot or things are REALLY hot and you know for sure 100% that she'll get some enjoyment out of it and she will show you how much later.

By chance you do send her a picture and it's a GOOOODDDD one, she'll hit you up soon, but she just got what she wanted til Mr. Right comes along and then you just got played.

To snap or not to snap? From this you'll have to figure it out on your own, but take caution. I wouldn't want any men getting their feelings hurt because it just isn't good enough or men to get played because they weren't good enough.

The Lovely Lady Buck$

Back of the Bedroom door

Sitting in my room, I glance over to the door and see something I haven't noticed in a very long time. A hole created by a man who once lived in this house that spent time being angry because of some want and need to be a powerful man. A man who once was gentle, kind and had a huge heart that turned into a man full of rage, disloyalty and tore 3 hearts apart.

A bedroom door that reminds me why I am the woman I am today! An independent and strong woman that takes care of her children first and works hard every day to make that a possibility. A woman that one day my great grandchildren will aspire to be like. I have survived and will continue to survive!

The #1 Douche Bag

Douche bag seems to be the new term we like to throw around a lot. Where in the hell did this come from? Who ever coined the term deserves a medal! I mean seriously Douche is something women do to get rid of the ick from thier vagina's right? Fuck right it is! So it's a great word for the men that have fucked us women over and turned into assholes. They are the bags that hold the Douche I just used! DISGUSTING! But they can have thier ick back! hahahaha

So who is my #1 Douche Bag. Well I mean there are so many options I can think of, but I say the award goes to my ex husband, to whom we'll refer to as Cezee. He liked to call himself Big Cezee, but I in fact know differently!

Ladies, stand clear of this stupid ass mutha fucka!

Now you might say what an evil bitch I am. Really??? Yes I am and proud at some moments to be refered to as such. I have decided Karma is a bitch and it will come back to screw him hard like a desperate man in prison. Oh the stories I can tell and will tell...but you'll have to wait til the next blog!

Lady Buck$

In A Rut (is that really a word?)

I have blogged and blogged and blogged, then deleted and deleted and deleted. My creative juices just have not been well, that creative. I wish I had a computer in front of me the moment I have a good story or get pissed off cause then its just going to be really fuckin funny. People want to see funny. So today I've decided when something pops in my head, I shall write myself a little note to remember later when I have the time. I bought a note book to do so. I'll just fuckin lose it, geez